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Burnin the Wick at both ends


 International Tell a Joke Day
 

Did you know...

... that today is International Tell a Joke Day? Maybe even
tell a few... providing an extra laugh or two can't hurt, can
it?

One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home.
On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the Manager.
Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale"



And this is why it is good to be the boss...
Any Questions?

Been working hard today...almost got the house as finished as I can without someone finishing the upstairs!! Aches and pains feel pretty good today!! Have a good evening all!!
Much love,
Kwick
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 What Planet Should You Rule?
 

You Should Rule Mercury

Close to sun, Mercury has very long days - and is rarely visible to the rest of the solar system.

You are perfect to rule Mercury, because you live for the present - and can truly enjoy a day that goes on forever.
Like Mercury, you are quick and elusive. Your wit is outstanding, and you can win any verbal sparring match.

Some people see you as superficial, but in truth, you just play many roles and have many interests.
A great manipulator, you usually get what you want from people. And they're happy to give it to you.
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 Monday Madness...
 

Last week was a little nuts but that isn't anything new to me!
I will call out for prayers though.... My friend's baby daddy was shot in the head and the bullet went into his brain. At this point they are saying that they cannot remove it without causing more damage. But my thoughts are he is alive..Praise God. He is having trouble remembering things and that will prove to be troublesome. For now he has some swelling in the brain that they are hoping will let up and he will start therapy later this week.

Over the weekend I had more people in and out of my house at one time than I have in ages!! Most of them were welcomed guests like Daddy of course..but spending the day with my mom can prove to put a damper on any day!! WE just don't see eye to eye! She is moving again which to me is a triggered reminder of the insanity that was my childhood. But that is my shit so I don't bring it up to her. Besides like I said we don't see eye to eye..and if I don't give her my perspective she can't tell me I am wrong!!

We did go bowling...Daddy, myself, mom, my brother and his wife, best friend, baby boy and baby girl adn my niece!! It was a good time. IT reminded me of happier teenage years when I had fun on a regular basis come hell or highwater. And times when daddy and I were getting to know each other and he would come hang out with me and whoever happened to be along for the ride. Surprisingly it was usually my brother and girlfriend (now sis in law)! So it was pretty nostalgic like I said!! Would have been better of course if hubby would have been there. But a good time was had to say the least!

Still at war with these fleas I am beginning to think that they will never go away!! But I am still at it. We will continue on and win this war!!
Working on the house like mad and getting ready for the new school year!! Baby girl went back today...I just spoke with her on the phone and she said that all her books are HUGE!!
Baby boy starts back to school on Wednesday and I am sure I will spend a good deal of the day in tears...my baby in Kindergarten!! NO more babies!!! That is a good thing for me but still a change and I don't do change very well!!

Have a great week all!! Much love!! Grateful Blessings Kwick
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 What kind of soul are you?
 

You Are a Visionary Soul

You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.
Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul.
You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.
Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.

You have great vision and can be very insightful.
In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.
Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend.
You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.

Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul


Well if they think so! I guess this is mostly true but I happen to be having one of those dark occasions! Kwick
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 Round and Round we go....
 

Consequences and doing the best you can
If I forgive them
Will they forgive me
How much was really because of me
Ruining today because yesterday was a wreck
Who cries while they grocery shop
The hole just keeps getting bigger
Farther and farther from becoming whole
Mistakes were made and lessons learned
Too little too late
The aches and pains they come and go
Growing pains withstand the ages
Words make everything pretty and simple
After being said and done
They are just words
The screen goes blank
And I am alone with consequences and doing the best I can
Healing pain I am responsible for because of pain I am not
But there goes the blame
Good thing I'm not a drinking woman today...
With all this funkity funk
I would be drunk drunk drunk!!!!!
Throwing out the old and nothing can replace it
Existing day after day
Holding on for my time to live
Permission only after the chores are done
Learning from the consequences
And making the best I can better

Here is hoping for happier days and waiting to exhale!!
Kwick
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